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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR BICYCLE COLLECTORS

As written by "kitsune" except for small modifications by "fredhaj".
  1. Thou shalt not store thy bikes out-of-doors.
  2. Thou shalt not deceive thy spouse that thou art going shopping,when indeed thou art going to look at another bike.
  3. Thou shalt not love thy bikes more than thy spouse. As much but not more.
  4. Thou shalt not allow thy sons and daughters to be married during the holy days of the Tour de France.
  5. Thou shalt not promise thy spouse an addition to thine house and then use it to store thy bikes.
  6. Thou shalt not despise thy neighbor's Huffy, nor his Elgin, nor even his Murray.
  7. Thou shalt not surf Ebay during company time lest thy employer make it impossible to continue thy collection.
  8. Thou shalt not tell thy wife the cost of thy latest restoration project...at least not all at once.
  9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's bicycle.
  10. Thou shalt not buy thy spouse a bicycle part or tool for Christmas.
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